Do You Always Look This Awful?īarry Manilow. This one is for Paul McCartney (we’re very proud of this joke). If Only You Just Hadn’t Bothered Speaking To Me We had planned to do a sort of U2 styled “Bloody Sunday” thing but, well… never mind. We checked the records and were surprised to find this song already exists. You Could Never Love Me (So I robbed your flat) This one is for Morrissey to lethargically reel off. She’s Beautiful (But She Has Stupid Eyebrows)
Your Love Is Like A Festering SoreĬliff Richard should be able to handle this upbeat number, probably best sung like Kylie Minogue’s “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head”. We always suspected a slightly psychotic undertone to the band’s material. You Have Shown Me The Light (And Now I Want To Kill Everybody) You Loved Me, But I Really F****** Hated You Behold! Your Love is Like a SewerĪ jaunty number much like Frank Sinatra’s stuff.
This doesn’t mean we aren’t great song name writers, though, as we’ve given it some welly to come up with these glorious titles below which should grace many a radio for months… heck, centuries to come. Wapojif, plays the drums but stopped but is far from the greatest drummer in the world, such as drumming geniuses like Jaki Lebeziet or Reni.
So, with our perceptive self-awareness, we at least believe our choice in music is excellent.
Dont call me up song 2019 professional#
We believe we have excellent musical taste at the Professional Moron office, but most people think that, don’t they? Few people would wantonly admit they have dreadful musical tastes. This is ironic as the music industry is now plagued by piracy like the pirates of the past were plagued by festering sores, rat infestations, scurvy, and bizarre superstitions. “Swank” is also a term for stolen goods, the type of stuff pirates used to search long and hard for. This era has taken the legendary name of “Swank”, which is why the lovely Hilary Swank chose the name for herself. We did a bit of research and discovered music was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster circa 1700 in anticipation for the First Coming of Elvis Presley.Įlvis was sadly delayed for a couple of centuries, but his arrival marked a new era in music during the 1950s with songs such as I Will Not (Buy You A Shed).